WARNING! This contains massive spoilers to future stories.

Twas the Eve of Hearth's Warming and all through The Power Block,
Not a creature was stirring, except a malfunctioning Xbox.
Rei with her hentai and Del surrounded by snacks,
I planned out my gift route thanks to a handy Android app.
The path was nonlinear, hopefully nopony would gleen.
Something, something, I have a time machine.
(Hey. My writing new works is something we all missed.

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